SHIT EYE

sleep achieved via excessive consumption of alcoholic beverage(s); sleep that would otherwise not be possible without alcoholic beverage(s).

I have not slept since she left me.. luckily, I got my hands on a bottle of Jack last night and got myself a good night of Shit eye.

by Armelin & Holloway Inc. November 6, 2010

tossin' shit

1.To yell madly at someone with a crazy look in your eye
2.To diss someone who is gettin' more p00ntang then yourself, usually being said jealously.

angry dude:fuck, marty's a homo, he's hookin' up with that girl of his right in front of errybody.
cool dude:haha, I don't see you hookin' up with anybody, stop tossin' shit asshole.

by Miklus April 6, 2006

Shit Show

IKEA on a Saturday afternoon.

Damn, IKEA was a f*cking shit show today. I've never seen so many bratty kids and fat people in one confined space.

by Tbrambo April 25, 2015

Shit's weak

Originally taken from the movie Grandma's Boy. To define someone's act, work, game, comeback or current doing to be weak.

<In the proccess of an argument>

Rob: "...Not as bad as your face" <- (Bad comeback)
Stu: "Shit's weak!"

<In gaming>

(Rob gets sniped)
Stu: "AAAAAwwH! Shit's weak, man"

by GreenMushroom16 April 2, 2008

Shits and Kicks

Just another way to say "Shits and Giggles" but Shits and Kicks flows off the tongue better. It still means the same thing, just for the hell of it.

Person A: "Why did they send me a check for 5 cents?"

Person B: "Ehh, just for Shits and Kicks."

by Amanda aka Mrs. Sneaky Butcher November 21, 2010

shit in a cup

"shit in a cup" is a noun referring to, obviously, a piece of shit in any type of cup (glass, plastic, etc.).

Guy 1: "Do you want to stop at that gas station to go to the bathroom"?

Guy 2: "Nah, I'll just take a shit in this cup"

Guy 3: "OH GROSS! Get rid of that shit in a cup!"

by guitarplaya11243 November 26, 2009

Shit-Mitt

The grime you get on your hand when fisting someone in the pipe. Warning: Failure to wash within 4 hours could result in the "Candy-Coated Shit-Mitt"

I got a Shit-Mitt from Steve's wife.

by Kal-El March 5, 2004