Iranian nose job

The act of ejaculating into a woman's nasal cavity.

theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.

by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020

We don’t work a job

It’s where you just vibe and pay bills and drink redbull vodkas

Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job

by Johnny710cash April 3, 2021

Wear-Job

wear - damage, erode, or destroy by friction or use. Job - a task or piece of work. combine the terms and you have a term for a person that drives you nuts or drains you.

Carlos is so needy, he's such a wear-job!

by mandievp November 9, 2022

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019

jobbing on

Trying to cause problems for others..usually by a deranged ex partner

Jobbing on

by nicolefrenzy March 22, 2014

Reaper Rim job

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.

For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.

by Warbayne August 10, 2023

Pumpkin Spice Job

When you’re eating out a girls asshole but you coat her asshole in pumpkin spice flavoring. Similar to a traditional rim job except you season the butthole with pumpkin spice. Goes great with a pumpkin spice latte or other pumpkin spice themed drink.

Customer: Yeah I’ll take a venti pumpkin spice latte.

Starbucks Employee: We’re actually out of those, but if you want a pumpkin spice job you can meet Jim in the back room in 5.

by MaxStiffman69 October 22, 2022