small penis car

Fancy-ass sports car-type vehicle. Seen driving everywhere, excessively fast, usually with loud and very bad rap or rock music blaring.

These cars are often older models, driven by young men (ages 16-30, usually).

(a white sports car with obscenely large spoiler and 50 cent's "Candy Shop" blaring drives past)

Person #1: Wow, that guy must have the smallest penis in the world.

Person #2: Yes, in fact it may even be a woman who thinks they are a man.

by Yeeaaaaah June 6, 2005

Panda Penis Polisher

Someone who sucks alot of dick.

Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher

by Mah Dick June 24, 2005

Penis Positioning System

Penis Positioning System (PPS) is the system whereby "Mr. Penis chooses his own position". That is to say that your penis decides where you go (and who you do). Penis Positioning System is named for Global Positioning System (GPS).

Ed: Dude, I don't know what I was thinking.
Al: PPS.
Ed: What?
Al: Ask Mr. Penis, he chooses the position.

Lee: Oh man, I was using my Penis Positioning System last night, that's for sure.

by ~Anonymous~ May 6, 2006

Mein Penis Kämpfe

From the English words "My Penis Struggle." The point in a day when one has masturbated to such an extent that his ejaculation is a dry heave.

"I have masturbated so much Mein Penis Kämpfe kicked in."

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009

Penis-curling good

Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.

Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.

by Zettai Zetsumei October 22, 2009

Penis Fly Trap

A woman who is physically attractive and lures in men away from their friends and keeps letting them get closer to getting laid but never actually lets them get there. Then takes all their attention and when they get bored they leave him

“Dude I’m going on a date”
“I wouldn’t trust her, she’s kinda a penis fly trap”

by Dr. Taco Cocko November 15, 2019

Penis Ass Nigger

A nigger who either has a penis growing from their anus or is gay and enjoys anal penetration.

John is such a Penis Ass Nigger

by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020