Shit's weak

Originally taken from the movie Grandma's Boy. To define someone's act, work, game, comeback or current doing to be weak.

<In the proccess of an argument>

Rob: "...Not as bad as your face" <- (Bad comeback)
Stu: "Shit's weak!"

<In gaming>

(Rob gets sniped)
Stu: "AAAAAwwH! Shit's weak, man"

by GreenMushroom16 April 2, 2008

shit shot

Shit Shot

A shit shot is a form of sarcasm, mixed with contempt, disdain and passive aggressive verbal attacks hidden under guise of speaking in general. In reality the shit shot is directed at a specific person who the shit shotter has contempt disdain and more often than not is jealous of. A shit shot is crafted either verbally or in writing (usually Social media). and in such a way the person throwing the shot shot can gas light the victim and appear innocent to their audience.

Nicole posted on Facebook, "I'm glad I'm not the only woman with a mustache."
Nicole was throwing a shit shot at her dad's ex, who has hyperpigmentation /discoloration/shadow on her upper lip.

by No Limit Charlie E. March 18, 2015

Shit Show

IKEA on a Saturday afternoon.

Damn, IKEA was a f*cking shit show today. I've never seen so many bratty kids and fat people in one confined space.

by Tbrambo April 25, 2015

Shit-talk

Words and phrases made up by Canadian police. Made popular by character Jim Lahey in the TV show Trailer Park boys.

Jim: When a shit apple seed gets planted in a field of shit, it grows up to be a shit apple tree.

Randy: What's with all the shit-talk?

Jim: Quiet Randy! Don't you hear the shit winds?
Randy: "..."

by TheMess November 13, 2011

type shit

just something someone can say for any sort of situation

"yo u got them new kicks!? type shit!!"
"u heard that guy jarome died last week? type shit..."
"*insert funny/unfunny joke here*" "type shit!"
etc...

by lovets September 22, 2023

nice as shit

extremely good or talented at something.

"Yo you nice as shiiiiiit...like willad."

by lucas dan March 28, 2005

Sniper shit

When having to take a large, potentially smelly shit, the act of using another person's bathroom to drop a deuce, which prevents bad smells in your own Works best in a dorm, frat house, or small apartment setting. Usually done covertly, like a sniper, so one is not caught before, during, or after the act.

Past tense: Sniper shat

After eating JT's Mexican food, I decided to sniper shit in the 4th floor bathroom.

by MikePKP February 25, 2005