Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 10, 2024

meat streak

The residue left by the male reproductive organ, typically left on something or someone.

He left a meat streak in the jar of Vaseline last night.

by a very fat raccoon June 19, 2019

meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020

Jerk meat

A attractive woman with a horrible personality

That some jerk meat over there

by Cumchef September 26, 2023

Infidel meat

The name given to bacon, pork, or other meat coming from a pig by people who cannot eat it due to religious reasons. See also infidellicious

Ehab : this is delicious what is it.
Paige : pork
Ehab : what the heck you fed me infidel meat
Paige : just kidding it's a turkey burger which is even worse.

by G10pmm October 30, 2015

Meat Pie

a useless human who is used for nothing but specifically anal sex to survive or make a living.

That guy Jacob other there is good for nothing but anal sex, he is a meat pie.

by UnrivaledEcstasy October 31, 2021

Meat Slap

(v) when someone slaps a select person with their meat

I meat slapped my boy with a slim jim

My girlfriend hated the meatslap last night that she just kept screaming, "Nooo not the meat slap!!"

by Wavy gang March 2, 2024