Johned

When someone orders food but that someone isn't there in time to pick it up.

"Goosh, I really Johned that pizza, didn't I?"

by Einerstürmf December 13, 2016

john Hopkin

Intelligent, enlightened, curious, funny, childlike, crude, affectionate, smart, manipulative, brilliant, cunning, ignorant, loving, friendliest man you'll ever meet.

John Hopkin is super sensitive

by John Rumple March 29, 2021

John Michael

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!

"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."

"John Michael makes me a better person"

by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021

John

A thoughtful person

Oh how thoughtful of John

by Thumb123456 September 11, 2021

John

While the name John may be common, and versatile as it is a preferred euphemism for some mundane and not so mundane things; the "cis gender" male John is anything but. There are many human male Johns on the planet, and while no two are the same, there does seem to be a preferred type. An extensive poll of attractive, loyal, kind, intelligent, hardworking and endearing woman, found that the most coveted of Johns seem to be this hybrid of dorky yet extremely masculine man. Let's just say hypothetically, that said John was out kayaking with a childhood crush, it would not be uncommon, for that crush to look over at him, and think " Oh my God, not only has this mid life crisis morphed him into Homer Simpson, but I am completely and utterly in love with that Duff drinking goofball".

As she tried to kayak herself out of the circle she kept paddling herself into, Beth was growing increasingly frustrated, wondering when she would finally get to consummate her relationship with John.

by A&Please me June 16, 2022

Lebon Joms/Johns

Lebon Joms/Johns was Norwegian Basketball Player who was cousin to Miki Jason who was the king of pop who died from dooty booty diease since 1800

“I love Lebon Joms/Johns is King fr dude”
“Ong dude” *drinks a Root Beer from Canada*

by naomilovescuba October 7, 2023

John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 18, 2021