bey I battlin'

A state in which you'll do whatever it takes to get in the weast

Town said: "Bey you ready?"
Lighty said: "Bey I battlin'!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg July 14, 2021

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021

i was walking with a ghost

I said please, please don't insist. :)

P1: Yo last night I was walking with a ghost-
P2: I said please please don't insist
P1: NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO

by severecoffeeaddict July 16, 2021

i don kno

gay slang for wanting to buy gay porno films

"i don know please give me some"

by Undkrrn July 23, 2021

i am superior

I am better then you in multiple ways. you will NEVER be better then me. You are a pathetic worm compared to me.

Person 1: i am superior
Person 2: omg i sorry ! bwye ;(

by awhhgreyy March 7, 2022

Malko i dobro

These three words are the best way for pointing out your respect to a small, but good person. They claim the spot for the number one words used in Hollywood movies and poems for love. If you ever see a small, but good person be sure to use them. Thank me later.

"Max e Malko i dobro" - on discord.

by Misture imposture is sus May 12, 2021