shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

by shish September 1, 2004

brick as dick

1) An extreme version of the slang term "brick." Instead of meaning just cold, "brick as dick" means freezing.
2) An adjective used to describe something brolic.
3) An adjective used to describe something extremely hard.

Tim: I hate the winter.
John: I know, it's brick as dick out right now!

by T-Man F. January 6, 2009

dick muffin

(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.

"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"

by irrelevent July 3, 2008

dick-to-mouth

When a female gives one male oral sex then right after shes done goes and kisses/makes out with another man. So basically it's kinda like the first guy's dick is in the second's mouth hence "dick-to-mouth".

She was in the room with Dan for quite sometime, then when she came out she was making out with Sean. I am willing to bet that Sean got some dick-to-mouth there.

by HannerCBF August 9, 2009

Cyber Dick

Somebody on the internet who pisses people off by acting dumb or mean, or is A FUCKING IDIOT!

Cyber Dick: hey thats a bit ciil

You: What?

Cyber Dick: What do you mean what?

You: thats bit ciil????

Cyber Dick: Not cool duh

You: wtf

by Iron Butt July 8, 2009

Dick Fix

Women who like to wake up their man in the wee hours to satiate their loins with a quickie are getting their "dick fix" and then they go back to sleep.

"Last night I woke up needing a dick fix so I jump on my man for a quickie and then crashed!"

by svnyrbtch April 5, 2010

dick massager

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.

1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.

by dick massager November 18, 2009