Dick water 

water consumed by an oral sex performer when accomplished in but not limited to the shower under running water

Girl 1: I hate giving head
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because it always taste funny
Girl 2: you talking about prejac
Girl 1: yes and he's always trying to shove it in,
Girl 2: I can't help you with him shoving it in but you can always climb in the shower with him, wash him and do it under running water
Girl 1: won't I choke on the water or drown
Girl 2: oh girl you haven't had water like dick water

Dick water by Srg March 27, 2015

dick waddler

Somebody with a penis so huge he has to waddle

Barack Obama is a dick waddler

dick waddler by kalixo May 14, 2015

Dick Lick 

Someone who likes to lick dicks

Yeah do you guys know Sarah? She's a real dick lick!

Dick Lick by Yonk June 2, 2015

Dick Shaker 

A woman who is horrible at seducing.

Did you hear? Jen is a dick shaker

Dick Shaker by aaaaaamazing December 6, 2015

dick kissing

A person who is always on their knees stooping lower then the other person. Doing anything and what ever the person is telling them to do.

Why are you always dick kissing that person

dick kissing by Shikyotenshu April 1, 2016

dick oil 

THE FLUID COMING OUT OF YOU DICK

HEY LARRY I JUST SQUINCHED OUT SOME DICK OIL.

dick oil by Brndntylr May 4, 2016

dick whistler 

a. cock sucker
b. Someone who plays the skin flute with pride and power
c. All gay men
d. Chris Collins

"We went to this party but we left early because there were a bunch of dick whistlers there "
"Fuck, was it Chris again?"
"Yeah"

dick whistler by princessofthenerds May 10, 2016