Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.

You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Trash Cowboy

One whose eye is known to oogle in the direction of a wayward breast, particularly when displayed on the skype window in the upper corner of a screen.

Look at the glimmer in the trash cowboy's eye. Looks like he's caught a glimpse of some nubile young flesh.

by farthole November 9, 2012

Snowing Cows and Chicken

It's raining cats and dogs because cats and dogs fight = chaos, hence the heavy 'chaos' rain. Snowing cows and chickens because cartoon 'Cow and chicken', they get along...cold and water get along = unity, hence the heavy 'unity' snow. =3

pfft! it's freezing at almost 2am, looking at pink sky - it's a blizzard, snowing cows and chicken...

by Bard Baker January 25, 2013

Thirsty cowboy

Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.

Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?

Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!

Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!

by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014

Lone Coward

A person, often mentally unstable, who acting alone commits a violent or terrorist like act.

Did you hear about that guy who killed the soldier on Parliament Hill? Yeah, what a Lone Coward!

by Blair&Zac October 24, 2014

moaning cowboy

a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce

"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"

by cryptologies May 6, 2015

jake cowperthwait

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree

Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.

by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015