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Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person that goes around and shits on people while they are asleep.
"Did you jear about the Bedtime Brownie Bandit? I heard he struck again last week"
by SwiftJace December 16, 2025
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Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.
Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???
by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025
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Mr. Bands

When you’re getting fat stacks and need to make a quick call
Sorry I can’t talk right now I need to have a talk with Mr. Bands.
by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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