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Egg Tuck

When you are hitting her doggy and she reaches under and tucks your man eggs into her snatch.
I busted my nut in ten seconds after Rachel did the egg tuck last night.
by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018
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Sly Egg

Someone who exhibits shady, underhanded behaviour or acts in a deceptive manner
That Anne is a right sly egg
by ScouseRJ November 20, 2014
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Awkward Eggs

Basically what came before the more well-known "Awkward Turtle". It still uses hand motions, but in this case, you put both hands into fists and move them simultaneously in a forward, twisting motion of the wrists. This is used for moments that are genuinely awkward, but you'll say "Awkward Eggs" and preform the respective motions, which makes it just that much more awkward. Also used when one wants to point out the awkwardness in a situation, but doesn't want to look stupid by preforming the "Awkward Turtle".
Note: When preforming the "Awkward Eggs", one can increase the awkwardness of the already awkward motions by raising their eyebrows in a "hint hint" manner, such as one would with an inside joke.
As used as an inside joke:
You and your friend glance at each other from across the lunchroom at the same time. Noticing the coincidence, you both preform the "Awkward Eggs" with included eyebrow-raising technique.

As used in other cases:
See "Awkward Turtle".
by Vivian Erikson March 18, 2011
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Egg Car

The Smart Cars you steal in GTA V
by SussyEzra69 December 6, 2021
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dinger eggs

Dinger eggs is when you poach eggs (preferred no# 3) insiside a condom.
Dinger Eggs
Method
1 Boil a pot of water
2 Open a condom
3 Lube the dinger (condom)up with olive oil
4 crack the eggs and fill the dinger - expel all air.
5 Boil for3 mins
6 Serve on toast with an open banana
by bobbybvb December 22, 2009
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Spider Egg

when something sucks so much it spawns more things that suck, but don't go away. When a spider lays its eggs, you don't see much, but then soon it opens and 10000 more devils spawn come out.
Person A: Did you hear that new song, Anaconda?

Person B: Yea, it was a pile of spider eggs
by notabadguy January 27, 2015
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Dug's Egg

Scottish Slang: (Dog's Egg). A weirdo, a person with a strange/weird demeanour.
Did you hear the crap that guy was talking...He's a Dug's Egg.
Have you seen the state of the new guy in the IT department...He's as weird as a Dug's Egg.
by Dougies October 24, 2006
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