wisconsin waterlog

when you are having sex and you piss in your partners ass
man that was a huge wisconsin waterlog last night
by dueskies January 02, 2011
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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Wisconsin Waterboard

When a man is in the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, and he relieves his bladder while balls deep in the woman's vagina resembling a feeling of being waterboarded but in the vaginal region instead.
"Yo, I was having sex with Kate last night, and I gave her a good ole Wisconsin Waterboard."
by US Polo Assassin February 07, 2025
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Wisconsin Windpipe

When you lather your dick with cottage cheese, and give someone a good face fucking
I have a narley cough right now, Ithink it’s because i got a Wisconsin Windpipe last night.
by HoodratHoudini February 24, 2022
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wisconsin transplant

The act of sexual intercourse with a cheese curd, and the subsequent placement of that cheese curd in a close friend's Thanksgiving dinner.
1. "Hey honey, don't you wanna have sex? We always have sex after a big meal."
"Oh, sorry darling, I just had a long, stressful day of Wisconsin transplants."

2. "Dude! Why did you buy Swiss cheese!? Nobody has swiss cheese on Thanksgiving! What we need are some of those Wisconsin transplants!"

3. "Hey bra, if I didn't know any better I'd say this turkey is stuffed with Wisconsin transplants."
by Wildcard t October 24, 2009
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Wisconsin ski special

Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.

When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched

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by Nignogging July 06, 2013
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Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer
by Furskinmcgee December 06, 2024
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