Willie Wonka

A Manic Deppressive, Horny, Drunk, Sex Deprived Old man who cant get pussy from a decent woman over the age of 18.
Willie is also the last know Slave owner owning over 300 Leprocon/Black Midget mutts known as the Umpa-Lumpa

Willie Wonka didnt save those damn umpas from Umpa Land, He's Breeding them in The Factory basement. Don't call me a liar ive seen it!

by Big Trigg July 30, 2006

wet willey

Very much like a screaming pelican, while a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman on the beach, he will retract his penis and put it in the water and wrap it in algae. He will then continue to come back to the female and put his penis back inside of her after he has rubbed it in the sand.

I heard he gave her a hard wet willey last week at the beach.

by DjPD9 December 17, 2010

Willet

As you get older, there will be times when you are surrounded by youth. You may know some of them. You may be related to some of them. For the most part, you find then annoying. They are primarily dumb shits who don’t understand what should be obvious. One man child will stand out. He will have wisdom beyond his years. You will see this in his eyes. He will be the one who will be the link between the ages or perhaps a language barrier. This man child will help you negotiate the delicate chasm of age, culture or language. Any negotiation or deal assisted by this man child is called a willet

I was in deep shit but my nephew’s friend gave me a willet.

by jimbolima June 5, 2010

Chad Willie

A name to call someone who acts rather desperate, thinks they are hot shit when they really just fail epicly.

Girl 1: "Did you hear about that new kid?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! He's such a Chad Willie!"

by The Jebus Man July 8, 2010

Wet Willie

A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.

Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs

by wet Willy Wonka December 20, 2008

Willem

Very Gay and not cool he is smelly and has a small penis

Eww is that Willem?

Pass the Bleach please

by NoDadGang January 9, 2019

hit the willie on the foreskin

A term similar to "you've hit the nail right on the head there", only used when discussing sexual relations in a joking manner, or joking about sex. This term is normally used and abused by underage children who find sex something to joke and laugh about. Hence the term "...hit the willie on the foreskin" would not be used in a press conference.

Fiona: It's my buisness what me and John did last night, so don't ask, ok?
John: Ooh, you got naughty didn't you? You gave him a bj?
Fiona: Alright, I'm completely ignoring you now.
John: Yeah well, from your body language and the way you're acting now, I can tell you got to third base.
Fiona: *hmph*
Mike: Ah, man you don't need to be no genius to work that out, but you're pretty clever. God, them two are a dirty bunch aren't they?
John: Yeah, if she just lied and said no then we'd not have worked this out. Girls can be pretty good actors.
Mike: Thing is, she's such a devout Christian, she won't lie or steal or swear or anything.
John: Ah, mate. You hit the willie on the foreskin.
Mike: That's me.
John: Wait a sec... if she's such a devout Christian...
Mike: That would mean she wouldn't have done anything sexual like that until after marriage, she's not even 16!
John: Could we have got it wrong.
Mike: The willie is lucky tonight, I think this is another miss. :(

by ShmoofingFabsee March 31, 2008