Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 12, 2017

wiener sleeper

Throating a girl so hard she passes out on oxygen deprivation

You say his name one more time i will put you in the wiener sleeper and dead horse you when your passed out.

by Dikky B December 9, 2016

Wienered

Wieners all over the front lawn.

"You just got wienered" if you have standing hotdogs in your front lawn!

by IllinoisMI September 15, 2013

Wienered

The action of putting a hotdog in someone’s pant’s pocket while they are distracted.

“Did you see those left over hotdogs?”
“Yeah, Jim wienered Ron. Look at his left pocket!”

by Gonzolinguist October 9, 2022

douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017

Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001

by PeturGriffin November 26, 2022

Baniener Wiener

It's when you have a curved dick.

Samantha,"Wow did you see his dick he's totally got a Baniener Wiener".

by 🍌 March 21, 2019