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state of sexual arousal in a female
I snapped a widey straight away when I saw him in his speedos
widey by Aleesha May 13, 2003
A goofy or clumsy but lovable person.
James stacked his bike on the way to our date last night, he's such a widgit!
widgit by Dana June 18, 2006
They didn't have a relationship and it wasn't just a friendship. It was more of a widget.
Widget by Dallas's Widget January 13, 2011

[stick man lemon wedge] 

when two guys are having sex, they scissor with their legs. often used as insult
scissoring. christian refers to henry as stick man lemon wedge!

wide stance 

Naivete' term coined by U.S. Senator Larry Craig meaning a commodious position on a toilet seat so as not to have one's trousers fall to the floor, often with shoes of said person assuming the position touching the shoes of those in neighboring stalls. In reality, wide stance simply is 'trolling for homosexual sex in a public toilet.' It is a signal of interest for such activity.
"But, officer, I was just sitting at this 'wide stance' open angle on the commode so my pants wouldn't drop to the floor." (Senator Larry Craig to the arresting officer at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport toilet).
wide stance by Richard Black September 12, 2007

Door Wedge

Touch your thumb to your 4 fingers so your hand makes the shape of a door wedge. Now insert the door wedge in to a vagina near you. If the vagina is too narrow or tight, simply line up the wedge with the vagina and tap your elbow with your knee until desired depth is reached.
I got whiskey dick so i door wedged her instead.
Door Wedge by J-Wedge August 31, 2008