A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.
by kryo June 22, 2004
Get the wardrobe malfunction mug.The gradual yet unstoppable process by which your wife or girlfriend's clothes take over your wardrobe. It often begins by the male partner naiively agreeing that he will temporarily host a single garment because of a short term capacity issue in the female wardrobe. From this point on the male no longer has control of his wardrobe.
Becky: Darling, I'm just putting my long dress from Kirsty's wedding in your wardrobe - I've run out of hangers in mine. Is that ok?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?
Chris: Of course, go ahead
(Six months later, and the effects of wardrobe creep are clear)
Chris: Why is my wardrobe full yet I only own two items in it?
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A book by C.S. Lewis in which four siblings find a passageway to a magical land in the back of an old wardrobe.
I have read 'The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe' at least once a year since i was 12. After 14 years, it is still much better than this Harry Potter nonsense.
by Nastina September 2, 2005
Get the The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe mug.the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.
Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009
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Get the wardrum mug.Ryan ate a Wardy bar after winning the match.
After a long ride in the Camaro, stopping at a redlight is a good time to eat a wardy bar.
After a long ride in the Camaro, stopping at a redlight is a good time to eat a wardy bar.
by Acecutlets June 4, 2012
Get the Wardy Bar mug.A rare condition of being extremely stupid and at the same time being completely self aware of your stupidity.
Did you hear about Alex taking 3 hours to make a burger? I don't understand how he is so good at playing drums yet he's got no common sense - he must have Wardlism
by LoganOC123 January 2, 2022
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