Volcanic Bomb

The act of defecating into an others mouth whilst having sexual intercourse. The person who's mouth is shat into then slowly spits out the excrement to create the illusion of an erupting volcano.

"Dude, I totally gave Sally an epic Volcanic Bomb last night!"

by zguilow May 22, 2009

Volcanic header

a large juicy pimple

Wow, that's a dandy volcanic header you got there!

by Seles April 23, 2011

volcanass

Constant diarrhea that burns while exiting your anus.

Jim: Hey, why couldn't you get to work today Drake?
Drake: I had am hot case of Volcanass.

by WTFDIDIJUSTS4YiFunny December 23, 2015

Volcanus

The explosive of diarrhea and burning sensation after you first arrive and eat at remote research stations in

The worst kind of volcanus is when you explode from both ends at the same time.

It’s also how Mauritius was formed.

Megan got the volcanus after eating Madagascar burritos 🌯 last night but she survived. Her microbiome adjusted.

by Eulemur September 6, 2018

volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

volcanicity

1: Something of volcanic power.
2: describing volcano filtered water.

Alan: Raaaawr! What'cha doin' Mr. Volcano?
George: Hello, tyrannosaurus Alan! I'm filling my water with Volcanicity!

by 169pd March 17, 2008

vomcano

when one vomits or 'chunders' on some snow. When the chunder hits the cold snow it melts a small basin in the snow and looks like a small volcano erupting.

oh my god i was on my gap yah and i made a little vomcano in the snow......... BANTER!

by twiggy93 September 20, 2010