Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.
When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.
When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.
by Dr. Doctor M.D. October 14, 2008
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a metalcore band they are like a lighter Trivium kinda. They are from Wales...that sounds like a cool place. They covered Metallica's (Welcome Home) Sanitarium, and first covered Nirvana songs under the name Jeff Killed John. half of the people who listen to them are annoying teens who think they are cool but the rest are really metalheads. Emo and Scene kids dont listen to them...they listen to stuff like Hollywood Undead, Fall out Boy, Bring me the Horizon and other well uh crap. Bullet for my Valentine's lyrics consist of these topics God, love , anger, personal storries. They went by these names before desiding on BFMV: Jeff Killed John, Bullet, 12 Pints of my girlfriends blood.
Bullet for my valentine is coming to the concert hall down the street I think I might grab me a ticket.
by seed of something July 27, 2009
Get the Bullet for my Valentine mug.A 1981 Paramount slasher horror film shot completely in the Canadian cities of Halifax and Sydney. Film concerns around a mining accident in the sleepy New England town of Valentine's Bluffs(gay name?) in which a ore elevator crashes and Harry Warden becomes the sole survivor by cannibalizing his co-workers. Warden escapes and kills the kid responsible for the elevator crash ripping out his heart and writing in the kid's blood that he will return and kill more if the town ever celebrates another Valentine's Day.
A decade passes and the threats of Warden rots away. The town youths find it's due time to celebrate "V-day". And so, from the mists of Time walks in the believed ghost/zombie of Harry Warden as Miner 49'er! Bent on his revenge with the help of his trusty pick-ax, killing all who thread on Hanniger Mine.
Blood & breasts ensue...
The film has some quite creative kills. Decapitation by shovel,hanging through ore pulley system, impaling on school flagpole, burned alive in a tumble dryer!
Originally a 1986 sequel was planned. Set five years later, the domain of Miner 49'er, the now abandoned Hanniger Mine would become an all-to-real haunted house for the town's Spring Fling Festival. This production was sadly canceled.
In 2009, the film was remade and shot in realD)) 3-D. The remake stars Tom Atkins and Jensen Ackles.
A decade passes and the threats of Warden rots away. The town youths find it's due time to celebrate "V-day". And so, from the mists of Time walks in the believed ghost/zombie of Harry Warden as Miner 49'er! Bent on his revenge with the help of his trusty pick-ax, killing all who thread on Hanniger Mine.
Blood & breasts ensue...
The film has some quite creative kills. Decapitation by shovel,hanging through ore pulley system, impaling on school flagpole, burned alive in a tumble dryer!
Originally a 1986 sequel was planned. Set five years later, the domain of Miner 49'er, the now abandoned Hanniger Mine would become an all-to-real haunted house for the town's Spring Fling Festival. This production was sadly canceled.
In 2009, the film was remade and shot in realD)) 3-D. The remake stars Tom Atkins and Jensen Ackles.
by Eurekaman April 11, 2010
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