Urinal talker

A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.

A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

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Bloody Urinal

Goat squad, gang gang gang, three women and the super smash bros fucking wit that blowporcupine

Henry: I fucking hate bloody Urinal

James: Goat Squad!

by Jacky Rosenstein December 21, 2021

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Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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ur urinal

a not a real weezer fan
does anything for that clout...

have u heard of ur urinal
yeah she’s very interesting...

by praisingthelourd.... April 20, 2021

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Urine Squad

At the end of a game and your team is down by an large lead, the coach then substitutes for all the starters by pointing to the bench “you’re in, you’re in, you’re in ....”

Dude, you were on the urine squad in HS

by DDZ22 January 24, 2021

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