upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.

When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.

by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005

Upper West Side

An inferior version of the Upper East Side. It is for retards, like Michael Moore.

East Side baby! New York for life! I'm never moving to boring Long Island/Connecticut!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

Upper Boob Skin

The skin between the neck and the top of the breast on the front of a womans body.

Eddie: Hey Jake did you feel up sara last night.
Jake: Nope but I did touch her upper boob skin and I got her Face Book name.

by Jaunita January 11, 2009

upper decker

to leave a nice steaming terd on the toilet seat, enhancing the savory odor for the next user of the john; especially irritating to females, dudes not so much. Not to be confused with a Back Door Bandit which involves removing the lid of the reservoir tank and much better balance

eww, gross!!! some fuckwad left a upper decker in there!!!!! take me somewhere to tinkle, dammit!!

by coldbowl June 3, 2007

upper cut fart

Upper Cut Fart- When a person walks up to you with a fart trailing in behind, like an upper cut to the chin!

Damn bro, this customer just threw an upper cut fart at me!

by DeserTynker September 15, 2019

Spareroom upper decker

When you sleep in a spareroom and masturbate in between the pillowcase and pillow. Leave your secretion and dont tell anyone.

Defined: I slept at joespehs house and left a spareroom upper decker

No one ever washes the pillows.

by Wezeus May 28, 2019

stiff upper lip

The act of ejaculating on a womans upper lip then freezing it, then you punch the frozen lip.

Arnold gave marrisa a stiff upper lip after she refused to make him a sandwich.

by meowwwwwwwwwwwwww11001152 May 9, 2011