Retarded Unicorn

Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.

yer a retarded unicorn.

by Scene girl. November 12, 2010

Unicult

A club for friends that focuses on the promotion of joy through creativity and innovative collaboration. The Unicult utilizes a variety of cultural rituals and archetypes to accomplish this goal. The Unicult is member driven and open to all.

The coloring book that the Unicult made is dope as hell.

by Member No. 25-9-1 September 1, 2013

Majestic Unicorn

A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.

I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.

by iluvunicrns February 21, 2014

Unicorn Lover

A unicorn lover is normally a very dorky person who subscribes to websites that consist of ponies and unicorns. Although some can be very strange and you may not understand their obsession, some may be very cool. They may not care what other people think and carry on with their passion for the horned horse.

"Did you see her lunchbox? She must be a unicorn lover."

by Seemite October 16, 2008

unicat

n. - 1. a cat with a unicorn horn. 2. a cat with a unicorn horn and a long flowing mane.

The unicat over there with his horn stuck in the wall looks pretty pissed. From what I understand there was a feather wand incident.

Dude, that unicat hisses rainbows and creamsicle sunsets!

by hyperboledotzip January 14, 2011

Awkward Unicorn

This is the extension of your middle finger in response to a person who causes an awkward situation or silence by saying or doing something stupid.

Roland: Jill called Cheddi gay in front of everyone yesterday.
Greg: What did he do?
Roland: He gave her an awkward unicorn.

by Obsydion October 7, 2009

unicorn porn

Unicorn Porn is for people with obsessions with unicorns and or rainbows. If you know what unicorn porn is, you will also know what "cornify" means. An example of unicorn porn (that is safe for work) unicornponyporn.com

Bill watched unicorn porn last night, he couldn't stop hitting that "cornify" button.

by mctenold July 17, 2009