toad

1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom

moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.

by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004

thoad

Throwed as a toad = thoad

Person 1: I work at the Apple store now.
Person 2: Damn son, thats thoad!

by Jawn P December 6, 2006

Croak the toad

Choke the chicken
Spank the monkey

and then

Croak the toad.

I croak the toad about every day.

by Kevin G. September 27, 2005

toadies

Prural of toady.

Toadies can often be found posting on message boards and participating actively in trolling behavior.

Post 1 - (Troll)
You guys remember "lol mutant" or am I just making that up?

Post 2 - (Toady 1)
I think the phrase "I sorta realize what I wanted" rings a bell...lol mutant

Post 3 - (Toady 2)
Yeah, he's a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant

Post 4 - (Toady 3)
I haven't seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.

Post 5 - (Mutant)
Welcome back "toadies"...I really missed you!

by QuidProQuo101 April 22, 2011

toad-lick

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009

Toad

A really fat and pissed off looking man or woman, usually located in the North of England or around Bournemouth UK.
Bus drivers and tourists usually.

"Man that is one dirty toad!" *points*

by KipStain November 30, 2010

Toaded

When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping

Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded

by stanman November 4, 2012