Ty-twister

When you take a man’s Flaccid penis and you clip it onto a woman’s nipple and they both spin in opposite directions until someone bleeds

I met this freaky bitch and she wanted to do the Ty-Twister With me but I told her she would have to wait at least two weeks because there’s still a scab on my dickhead that’s not fully healed from the last time I did it

by The sleeping hitchhiker September 7, 2021

Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.

“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister

by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021

Red rocket kitty twister

When a girl on her period spins around on your dick while riding cowgirl.

“Last night Steve wanted to try a red rocket kitty twister and we got the sheets all bloody”

by Mystickitty February 14, 2022

Nipple Trump Twister

To twist a trump supporters nipple so hard he screams in orgasm and squirts his genital fluid

I met this hot ass trump supporter and has to give her the Nipple Trump Twister

by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Stroke twister

A sentence in Chinese that consists of character that have a relatively high stroke count.

I got dizzy reading Hóng Lóu Mèng when I encountered this total stroke twister.

by Leafletreef October 19, 2024

messy twister

When you throw spaghetti and bolognese sauce on a twister mat and with a significant other proceed to play a naked game of twister and proceed to make sweet love all night while covered in spaghetti and meat sauce.

Dude 1: Dude how was your date last night

Dude 2: It was awesome dude me and her played messy twister all night

by Sammy salomi December 3, 2024