Eskimo tongue twister

When you put an ice cube in your mouth and then provide oral pleasure on your partner.

Ever since I gave Jessica an Eskimo tongue twister she won’t leave me alone.

by Little Mrs Bish April 15, 2022

Flag

Get the Eskimo tongue twister mug.

Twister Uncles

Family members with shifty eyes and overly friendly hugs who discover their affectionate side when their cousins and nieces buy their first training bra.

Whereas flirtatious grandpas are usually written off as being harmless, Twister Uncles sometimes require a tongue-lashing from Cousin Willy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Flag

Get the Twister Uncles mug.

The Tennessee Twister

When you and the boys get hammered on Jack Daniel's and have a contest on who can twist their flaccid Dick

Me and the boys traditionally participate in the Tennessee twister

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Flag

Get the The Tennessee Twister mug.

Ty-twister

When you take a man’s Flaccid penis and you clip it onto a woman’s nipple and they both spin in opposite directions until someone bleeds

I met this freaky bitch and she wanted to do the Ty-Twister With me but I told her she would have to wait at least two weeks because there’s still a scab on my dickhead that’s not fully healed from the last time I did it

by The sleeping hitchhiker September 7, 2021

Flag

Get the Ty-twister mug.

Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.

“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister

by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021

Flag