Twiddlihaus

A word for a public toilet - derived from the German.

Wo ist der Twiddlihaus, bitte?

by Uglibug March 7, 2010

twins playpen

back up name for a human scrotum

"dude, you cliped me right in the twins playpen"

by AMAZON FIRE CROTCH March 30, 2010

Twidjit

Someone who always tweets you, follows you and your tweets and posts, and engages in regular chats with you via mutual and exchanged tweets; a tweet fan or follower of a specific individual.

I can always count on my faithful Twidjits. You really make my day...!

by Jeminiii May 4, 2010

twid pro quo

The act of agreeing to follow another person on Twitter on the condition that they follow you. Generally, though not exclusively, a strategy for increasing followers. The surreptitious motivation is often hidden in the language of reciprocity ("Let's follow each other!").

For an example of twid pro quo follow me on Twitter @twidproquo_

by Nefarious Holeman July 15, 2010

Twidict

A person, normally a pre-pubescent girl between the ages of 8-14, who is "addicted" to twilight and all related paraphernalia. This includes non-stop babble about the books and movies and obsession over sparkly objects.

9 year old girl) OMG, like I totes luv Rob P. LOL
normal 9 year old girl) *facepalm* Why didn't you tell me you were a twidict?

Man 1) Dude, can you believe what Bella is doing to Edward? I mean he is trying to protect her and the vixen is..
Man 2) Shut the hell up! Grown men should not be twidicts like you!

by ~Kati August 11, 2010

Twide-on

When a woman becomes sexually aroused by the male cast of 'The Twilight Saga'

"Are you 'team Edward' or 'team jacob'?"

"Definitely Edward, I had a massive twide-on just imagining his glittery dick all over me"

by PaulCla November 17, 2011

Twims

Two people that are doing the same thing or are two things that are the same

Casey and Alyson are twims cause they are both skuxx, awesome, amazing and sexay ;)

by Ibeawesome. December 23, 2011