Ticket Savior

When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.

I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.

by Harmony08 October 4, 2010

Ticketation

A ticket and invitation combination. Given out as form of entrance to an event

At the event this weekend, please present your ticketation upon entering.

by Pachanga April 1, 2013

Ticket-Douching

Using an automated system to buy as many concert tickets as possible in order to make from them, at the sole expense of other concert goers. (Scalping).

Pearl Jam goes on sale on saturday! Are you ready to douche some tickets? Ticket-Douching

by SomeoneWhoNeedsANewJob September 1, 2013

ticket boyfriend

A boy who you have a mainly platonic relationship with, at least on your end, that you keep in contact with and go out with for the sole purpose of getting free tickets to concerts.

YOU: I really want to see Bombay Bicycle Club, but tickets are $40 and the show's sold out.

YOUR FRIEND: Why don't you call your ticket boyfriend, I bet he can get you into the show.

by macncheesebbgrl October 26, 2013

Ticket

A ticket is slang for 1 million dollars

I lost out on half a ticket when that tour got canceled

by f41 September 4, 2018

Florida Ticket

An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.

Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!

What happened to him?

Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude

Oh no! did he find out?

Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first

A Florida ticket?! Poor guy

by Bobbakawa September 15, 2009

pimp ticket

Slang for a $100 bill.

Dude did you see that wad of pimp tickets homie up front in line pulled out? Shit's gangsta!

by What's the deal? February 23, 2010