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twistedsymphony

when your mind is so fucked up that you get addicted to offroading and internet forums.
He was cool in high school but upon graduation, he turned into a twistedsymphony.
by legendary_trash_picker December 3, 2006
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toasted

To be otherwise fried, yammed, or beaten over the head with a textbook.
i.e.: The evil cat-lady teacher totally toasted Miranda when she had an energy drink induced seizure in class.
by YAMICUS November 29, 2007
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toasted

to be hot, cool, sexy, cute, etc...
As paris hilton says thats hot,thats sexy, and currently thats juicy...Anne and Azra says thats toasted. Aighht now spread the word :)
1. Awee pookie your so toasted
2. Damn girl you toastie.
by Anne and Azra January 9, 2007
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Twatted

Twatted:appended to#13 Twitter on the shitter (by either or both sexes).Implied meaning becomes an addiction to Twitter to the extent of spending way too much time on it.
Ass Demons couldn't keep me from Twitter,so I twatted to my heart's content.
by jlehane3 May 4, 2009
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Twisted Horny Bastard

Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.
wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard
by Turn of event August 10, 2016
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twatted

past tense of pussy whipped, hen pecked, man domanated by a woman or women, uroxious
I do what she says since she twatted me.
Arch does what she says since the twatted him.
by larry278 April 26, 2009
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Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.
You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"
by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018
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