Rusty Trumpet

A rusty trumpet is a rusty trumpet lol

A rusty trumpet is when one guy is bent over and another guys comes up behind him jacks him off and blows in his butt hole

Rusty Trumpet by rusty trumpet June 30, 2009

Jazz Trumpet 

An extremely loud, stern fart which sounds like a single note of a jazz trumpet.

May result in 'burning arse hole' situation for several seconds or could just be an uncontrollable, unexpected fart. It varies

'oof, that was a jazz trumpet and a half'
'oww, that jazz trumpet burned my rectum'

Jazz Trumpet by janeybabey February 10, 2010

ass trumpet

Someone who continues to forcefully argue an opinion in the face of overwhelming facts to the contrary.

Donald was being such an ass trumpet about climate change.

ass trumpet by SnarkyShark December 2, 2018

monkey trumpet 

the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"

the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games

monkey trumpet by krs42 July 13, 2010

rusty trumpet

cousin of rusty trombone. girl licks ass. girl squeezes on dick with fingers mimicking trumpet player.

i gave her a rusty trumpet for her birthday.

rusty trumpet by mike dick May 24, 2007

Crusty Trumpet 

A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.

man 1 - Where's Dave?
man 2 - I think he's slipping his secretary a Crusty Trumpet.

Crusty Trumpet by Fbbb September 23, 2010

wet trumpet 

Getting urinated on during the act of sex either as foreplay or post sex.

She gave me a hot wet trumpet before we fucked

wet trumpet by Sabre17 February 18, 2017