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A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms
tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)
Tristan by PBJ4Life July 6, 2011
Tristan is the best man alive on earth. He is always there for anyone even if you do him dirty. He is also a really good boyfriend, aggressive yet gentle he tends to care for his girlfriend. He loves her unconditionally and is always there for her even through rough times. If you even find a Tristan, never let him go, I promise you’ll regret it.
Example 1 “ I love my boyfriend Tristan so much, he is the best
Tristan by 1233sarah May 16, 2018
Tristan, a person I’ll never regret meeting. I’ve felt numb my whole life but then ever since I moved to an un specified place and then met him I actually felt happy for once.
Man: Tristan mine boo
Tristan by Jaammmmilaa October 9, 2018

Tristan hunchak

A butt snifer who normally likes Guys and shoves poop on people’s glasses
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Tristan Hunchak
Tristan hunchak by Greg1979 December 31, 2019

Doing a Tristan 

Doing a Tristan, is when someone picks their nose while looking right at you and talking to you, then proceeds to stick their finger in their mouth and eat what they just pulled out. Also known as a "Gold Digger."
Freddy: "Did he just pick his nose and eat it?"
Alex: "Yeah..he was just doing a Tristan."
Doing a Tristan by Arnasam June 24, 2010
A total fuckboy who’s lonely and has no friends.
He’s so lonely who is he
Oh he’s Tristan