outlaw trail

Hearkening to the old west days, a trail or route known to outlaws but not law enforcement. Two lane county roads that are not patrolled by state troopers or city police, and seldom patrolled by county law enforcement. Often dirt, gravel, or asphalt with no markings.

Voice of reason: "You reek of likker and can't walk, you shouldn't drive home."

Slurred response: "I'm not taking the interstate, I have an outlaw trail"

by diluded000 September 23, 2009

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tongue trails

trails left on your computer screen when you clean it off with your tongue

I licked off my computer screen and it got rid of some of the gunk but left tongue trails.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 23, 2018

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snail trail

When someone is fucked so much in the asshole and are filled with so much cum, that when they can walk a trail of cum is secreted resembling that of a snail's trail.

In prison, John's nickname was "snail trail", for the trail of cum he left on the ground as he slowly walked around.

by Bobbith E. Jordan February 10, 2008

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trail mix

When somebody takes a nasty shit and does not wipe properly causing some fecal matter to decorate their underwear. They leave a trail mix of poop in their underwear.

Billy: Dude I just shit and I feel like there is some residue in my boxers.
Harry: you must wipe better so you dont have trail mix in your boxers.
Billy: Thanks for the tip. I will wipe better so I do not have trail mix in my boxers next time after I poop.

by Harry M. November 6, 2008

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