tornado fountain

an event during sex combining the tornado where one holds onto the blades of a ceiling fan while in the doggy style position creating a spin and bringing the partner to climax strongly enough to create a "fountain".

Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night, while trying the tornado.

by oldguard April 20, 2023

Tibetan Tongue Tornado

Tongue punching with such velocity your partner begins to levitate

"Phil gave me Tibetan Tongue Tornado and I swear to god I pulled both hamstrings"

by tfuvjgu December 14, 2022

tornado emergency

When a tornado becomes so big and so strong the National Weather Service suddenly fears it and starts blurting out words like "THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COCVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY."

"John- it's not looking good out here."

"Jebsy, what does it-"

"JOHN, GET A TORNADO EMERGENCY ON THIS THING, IT'S LIKE- IT'S A MILE FUCKING WIDE, THIS IS BAD."

"Shit, got it."

Emergency Alert System: TORNADO EMERGENCY FOR non-descript city. AT non-descript time, A LARGE, AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TORNADO WAS REPORTED NEAR YOUR AREA. YOU ARE IN A LIFE THREATENING SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW. TOTAL TO COMPLETE DESTRUCTION IS LIKELY WITH THIS TORNADO.

by RiceOfCourse December 14, 2022

Benjamin tornado

A lot of 100 houndred dollar bills

I have a lot money but Jacob Rothschild had a Benjamin tornado

by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023

benjamin tornado

A fuck ton of money

I may have a lot of dough but Jacob Rothschild had a benjamin tornado

by Uncle Ğ January 5, 2023

Bike Tornado

An action that occurs usually in a setting where one is being harassed by a group of kids on bikes, circling around the victim trapping him.

They Bike Tornado’d him before jumping him.

by Gd30 October 17, 2019

Getting Tornadoed

Snorting speed while getting blown by a mime.

Man I can’t wait to be getting tornadoed at tonight’s holloween party.

by Grandmasthetits October 31, 2019