touched

one who has become 'touched' by the planes (whether they originate from elsewhere in the multiverse or not).

(ref. 'plane-touched')

"A tiefling who's touched has more wits about things than some berk from the Prime."

by bender November 19, 2002

touché

An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.

-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-Touché!

-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.

-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.

by This one random King person March 4, 2008

Touche

Touche/Toulche- (Pronounced toe-chay/tol-chay) to know and be in agreement with a friend or other person(s) on a particular subject. Often used instead of "I know you know what I'm thinking and I'm thinking the same as you"

*Some one walks by that you and your best mate would both find really attractive.*

You- Touche?
Friend- Most deffinately Touche.

(Thought shared: "Man, s/he's really, really good looking" or "I'd like to tap that right, left and center.")

by Shake-The-Disease August 25, 2005

human torch

A flaming queeny bastard fag. A gayfer who walks as if a giant rubber dong has been shoved deep into his nether regions where it still resides. (See also Johnny Storm)

Holy shit man, look at that queer ass bastard over there. He must be a human fucking torch!

by CassieCAT192000 October 18, 2003

Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.

The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

torchilla

A rare cross between a tortilla and a chinchilla; most prominent in the Tijuana region and in parts of New Mexico. However, there have been recent sightings as far as Austin, Texas.

I am a white tortilla seeking a grey chinchilla. I hope to one day start a family of off-white torchillas.

by Viktoria Hoffman December 13, 2008

torchwagoose

a total dis that is basically like calling someone a goose that has been lit on fire, punched in the back of the head, and got its ass kicked majorley haha.

" Dude, you are a fuckin torchwagoose that is completely stupid in every way."

by Toki22 October 31, 2007