Velvet Tipper

A more politically correct term for a fag or gay man when used with your friends when angered.

Shut up you velvet tipper.

by Jermaine Allen January 7, 2008

Toppest

When something is at the very top of something or is too high to reach.

1. People say watchman figures are carved at the toppest of totempoles to guard the family or village.

2. Charles: Hey Mike, can you reach that for me? I'm too short.
Mike: yeah, which one ?
Charles: The toppest. The one at the veryyyy tippy top

by Dr.SassySuess May 26, 2020

terd tapper

one who is willing to penetrate the anal opening (sphincter); also known as your asshole. *Terd tappers are normally referred as homos

Joe Smoe was a terd tapper who liked to put it in little johny's butt

by tweedonweed May 21, 2009

The Topher

The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).

Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."

Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."

by ThebigG0705 January 1, 2012

chalice tipper

Teasing & somewhat derogatory term for a girl who dates and/or marries a man who was in a Catholic seminary (studying to be a priest). People mock this behavior since so few men answer the call to become priests today. (A synonym for chalice chipper).

"Did you hear Peter left the seminary?"
"Oh no! Why?"
"I'm not sure, but now he's dating Mary."
"What a chalice tipper!"

by MagdelineMary September 18, 2016

Bald tapper

When you are having sex with a woman and she takes off her wig so that you can bust a load on her bald head. After which you should proceed to tap her head like you would for a child and then slap your dad's ass with the same hand.

That lass Baishani is nasty, she likes to play the bald tapper with all her friend's sons.

by LilNiggle February 24, 2021

topher

some one who enjoys smoking DANK.

topher is so high right now.

by flea March 11, 2005