Tommy Ritter

Tommy Ritter was a guy who got called out publicly (via Worldstarhiphop.com) about desperately messaging a girl begging to eat her out... It got to a point where he messaged her every day for nearly a month and offered to pay her $70 if she'd let him. Basically, if someone compares you to Tommy Ritter they are calling you thirsty (desperately horny).

A: Bro that super sexy chick over there just turned me down but I'm about to go see what I did wrong and try again...

B: Nahh don't do that bro... Ol Tommy Ritter ass nigga...

by nottommyritter February 11, 2013

Tommy Obama

A drink created by mixing Tommy Bahama Rum with Coke, making a dark and sophisticated concoction.

I drank ten Tommy Obamas last night and forgot who the president was.

by DrinkMixer October 1, 2010

tommy lee

A former member of the mediocre over rated group Montley Crew. He was once married to Pam Anderson whom he treated like shit, Much like a true gansta Crapper moron would have. He's now a wigger

tommy lee sucks big green donkey dicks

by rapsucks1738 December 14, 2006

Tommy Gun

A sexual term to pleasure not only yourself, but the person sitting next to you as well. You must grab not only your penis but your neighbor's penis at the same time. Start pumping at full throttle; Once both of your bodies are shaking out of control, and you both have succsessfuly ejaculated onto yourself you have acheived the Tommy Gun.

I heard that Alex has been giving Tommy Gun lessons for so long that he only shoots blanks.

by Alo4Sho May 20, 2008

Tall Tommy

Slang word for your cock, used to describe him when he is standing at attention, straight and tall and proud.

As I opened my fly and she saw Tall Tommy, she gasped with amazement.

by LoveTorpedo July 21, 2019

Sloppy Tommy

A unique form of a blowjob in which the person performing the oral sex moans "Ugggh Tommy yes" when the penis is about to ejaculate, the person then proceeds to spell out "Tommy" on their forehead with the semen.

I heard Sally gave Gavin sloppy tommy last night!

I just got sloppy tommy .

Bro did she give you sloppy tommy?

by Coyxte June 24, 2016

Tommy boy

Someone who only shotguns beers. They don’t like the taste so they find an easier way to put it down the hatchet.

Damn, that’s his 7th shotgun! He must be a Tommy boy.

by ctown July 5, 2018