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walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.
these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise
by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021
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The Walrus

When you put two straws up your nose and do two lines of cocaine for maximum efficiency.
“Yo, Kait was at the party Saturday blowing down and next thing we know she’s got a straw in each nostril doing The Walrus”
“That lady can party!”
by Technobri December 3, 2020
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dehydrated walrus

A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
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To walrus

To Walrus: The art of drinking two drinks at the same time, with a straw in each drink.
Hey man, are you really going to WALRUS those vodka-orange juices??

-Yeah, you know how I be
by DatBootygoonBoi March 24, 2018
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wednesday walrus

on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole
by 11yearoldfatguy December 13, 2021
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Walrus

A walrus is a beloved creature who falls from the sky and since space is above the sky, walruses are therefore the overlords of the universe.
That walrus landed on my car, I must have been blessed with my shattered wind shields.
by TheActualRealBatman February 9, 2019
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