Jumbo shrimp

When your duck is so fat that it's 10x thicker then it is in length

Kevin Collins got the jumbo shrimp

by Kyle Goldstein November 16, 2016

lil shrimp

A real one

Aye there go Lil shrimp

by Lil shrimp August 30, 2017

Shrimp dick

When ur dick is to small to beet thy meat

Damn he has a shrimp dick he can stick his dick in a macaroni noodle

by Big shrimpin October 15, 2019

weak as a shrimp

the feeling a person may get whilst attempting to leave their bed in an early morning, or in extreme cases a likely cause of not being able to escape from a coffin once its buried. also a reference to being lame or un-cool.

Ayla: "Dude you look like shit, and why were you so late into work today?"

Georgina: "I was out until 4am this morning, give me a break!"

Ayla: "Ughh, your weak as a shrimp"

by brix-silver June 5, 2011

shrimp boat

a short ugly girl who doesn't get any dates but does good in school. Usually turns lesbian after a while.

Paco: Why are all these little shrimp boats here?
Bronson: Idk, I guess we ended up in some lesbian club.

by Paco699 October 20, 2009

Shrimp dick

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

shrimp dick

a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy

2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM

Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever

by Sgt. Bilby October 9, 2021