Prostate Farm

What you get when you merge the insurance of Progressive, All State, and State Farm.

Guy: "What's your insurance plan?"
Guy 2: I have a prostate farm."

by HawaiiPDX March 9, 2021

body farm

An auto-generated name for an online storage solution, involving many possible locations to store items in allotted spaces

"it's a body farm"

by Ben McHowarth February 19, 2022

Animal Farm

When you fill a bathtub with various types of warmed animal semen, usually farm animals, and bathe in it.

Man I really enjoyed that Animal Farm last night.

by MarshallBurnetts March 11, 2022

Farm Swagger

When someone appears to be walking confidently, but they're actually trying to knock the cowshit off their boots inconspicuously.

"Chuck walked in here this morning I thought he was in a good mood but he just had farm swagger. Now I've got to mop the floors"

by Potter/Tioga memes September 16, 2018

catfish farm

A dating website full of nothing but unattractive prospects.

Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !

by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

fuzz farm

the unshaven area above the wiggly meatstick and/or the lady puff

i shave my fuzz farm into a heart shape for my bf

by suckmynonexistentcock August 6, 2016

pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself

In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.

by skuffed_up March 1, 2023