spit in a sock

A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.

Woman with a headache: "Oh, go spit in a sock!"

by Dilbert C March 07, 2010

Spitting Lizard

After receiving oral sex, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the cum back in your face like a dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park instantly blinding the victim.

I was temporarily blinded by that crazy whore after she gave me the spitting lizard!

by a247partee April 19, 2010

spit sisters

a gender neutral group of epic people on twitter

me: hey have you heard of the spit sisters?
random person: yes they’re very swag

by siennaisbetterthankyah March 25, 2021

spit fuck

Where two men make love to one woman at the same time, using two different orifices - like a pig on a spit.

Barry and Frederick spit fucked Anthea for her 12th birthday

by KORG April 04, 2004

spit hit

Noun: the last little bit of the liquid in a {beer} bottle. The last warm bit. Very unpleasant tasting and foamy, hence the name.

Thanks so much for giving me the spit hit. Next time can you give me a beer that's just been opened?

by cartoonmayhem April 16, 2006

Spit bath

Used in old days for a sponge bath when incapacitated, or no running water was available.

He had to take spit baths while recuperating from a broken leg.

by Granny Lin August 15, 2018

piece of spit

A replacement with censoring for, piece of sh**

I hate that piece of spit, he pisses me one.

by Ling Sing December 08, 2008