waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Still waiting for Hone

A line used for the Force Thirteen shirt of the same line.

"Still waiting for Hone" shirts can be buyable at Spring.

by irieomgfunny/面白い August 14, 2022

Waiting

From last 3 years I spent in waiting, still going on, whether you are aware of it, care for it, but I always be the same. the day(night) I set my eyes on you my soul searching for you only .

Love of my life waiting

by Cetrin5 November 23, 2023

Dump wait

When you have to go number two but don't have a facility so you have to hold it.

"I hate it when my old lady gets in the can before me, sits in there for hours while I dump wait."

by afro-d October 28, 2008

Wait, What?

Wait, What?

Mr. Jason Allen, Salt Lake City UT

Wait, What? you have pink hare now? Wait, what?

by datkinson May 14, 2018

yearlong wait

When you just miss a bus/train going to your significant other and waiting for the next one seems endless.
If you're a male you basically feel your beard growing.

- I just missed bus #80 yesterday while going to meet my girl. Dude, that was a yearlong wait!
- But that bus runs every 10 minutes, right?

by anonymous May 26, 2017

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024