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milky tornado

When a man has sex with someone in a bathroom or anywhere with a flushable toilet, ejaculates on their face, and then gives their partner a swirly afterwards.
Man I fucked this bitch in the bathroom at the club last night. It was awesome, I even gave her a milky tornado when I was done!"
by CorpseGrinder666 July 29, 2016
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Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 27, 2020
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Mayonnaise Tornado

Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
by Robberrdyyckk March 6, 2024
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Tornado-Person

someone who comes into your life and immediately wrecks everything in their wake
I met a guy at a bar last night and then he stole my wallet and my girlfriend, he is a classic tornado-person.
by yourfavoriteintern March 20, 2022
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to ignite the Tornado

A German phrase for the fastest way to drink a beer. It is a main part of German culture. To do it you need to lean your head back and rotate the bottle while the beer is flowing into your mouth.
Take a beer. You need to ignite the Tornado.
IGNITE THE TORNADOOO!!!
by Lucas187 May 12, 2022
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Toilet's Tornado

when a toilet blows out a huge stream of water, similar to a Geyser
"i underestimated my toilet's power by intentionally taking massive dumps, but then it used 2.5% of it's power, triggering a Toilet's Tornado"
by MyNameIsNotJay April 10, 2022
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Tornado met saus

A tornado 'with sauce' in dutch, based on a shitty tv-commercial about cleaning gear.

Used as an overused meme without content.
pers1; lol did you see that bitch walking over there?
pers2; what, no?
pers1; TORNADO MET SAUS!
pers2; w/e dude, you're weird.
by AntonB July 20, 2011
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