Landon

The ugliest not ugly but ugly but isnt ugly person

thats a landon right there

by pp el caca land November 19, 2023

Landon Special

Unable to finish

I pulled a Landon Special with a girl last night. I just couldn't finish.

by wildhogtmoboner May 12, 2025

Landon

Really cool and awesome guy who is honestly just really cool with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes and he’s just really cool and great at wake skimming and his cock and balls are huge just absolutely massive

“Landon is perfect”

by Landon234 October 4, 2020

landon

fisher boy, gentleman but cant spell for shit

landon: nark
me: *narc

by 4jah October 19, 2019

Landon

a 14 year old, his mom drives a Toyota 4runner. Kind of social, but gets annoyed fast. Do not anger him! Loves to play videogames. Once you get to know him, he is a sweet young pup. Will make your day and be a great friend for the rest of your life. Get you a Landon

Person 1: I need something in my life
Person 2: I got myself a Landon
Person 1 : How do I get that?
Person 2: you have to suck my dick!

by AlexHymasArizonaMormon November 24, 2021

Landon

f-boy with tiny peen, looks like blonde lord farquaad

ayo is that landon

balls

by Bitch Identifier October 28, 2021

landon

Landon’s are usually annoying jerks that some how still have a heart somewhere in them. They act cold but are secretly weak for cheesy stuff and are fun to be around. You might want to punch them in the face, but don’t; you don’t want to get on their bad side. If you find a landon keep them, or drop them I don’t really care.

“do you know that one kid landon??”

“yeah, he’s a jerk but I love him.”

by Oikawa’s wife June 7, 2021