mr. crabs

mr. crabs is a crab, that has the crabby crab smell in a crabby way that makes him crabby. he is a crabby crab.
mr. crabs: im in a mood, a moody mood, the kind of mood that has me feeling.. moody.
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Crab Scratchers

A slang term for one's hands
Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.
by KKK612 March 12, 2008
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crab lilly

someone who is doesn't get a joke and is a complete ass about it.
fiftycentisthebest is a fucking crab lilly with dreads!
by thwak March 14, 2005
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Mental Crabs

A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.
by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013
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crab net

A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.
Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.
by jacob917 October 27, 2006
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Crab McMuffin

When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.
Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin
by crackBaBy123 September 10, 2010
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Crab Talker

Someone annoying who is always running their mouth and has something to say. Basically a person who talks crap.

Crabs are annoying because they always trying to pinch at you and a person is talking crap so they are annoying and
they continue to mess with you.
Dude 1:"Dude your such a fing scrub and your stupid!!"

Dude 2 :"Wow man your really a Crab Talker lol."
by xiDomo January 27, 2011
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