mr. crabs is a crab, that has the crabby crab smell in a crabby way that makes him crabby. he is a crabby crab.
by angievillechalane@gmail.com July 31, 2018
by KKK612 March 12, 2008
by thwak March 14, 2005
A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013
by jacob917 October 27, 2006
When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.
by crackBaBy123 September 10, 2010
Someone annoying who is always running their mouth and has something to say. Basically a person who talks crap.
Crabs are annoying because they always trying to pinch at you and a person is talking crap so they are annoying and
they continue to mess with you.
Crabs are annoying because they always trying to pinch at you and a person is talking crap so they are annoying and
they continue to mess with you.
Dude 1:"Dude your such a fing scrub and your stupid!!"
Dude 2 :"Wow man your really a Crab Talker lol."
Dude 2 :"Wow man your really a Crab Talker lol."
by xiDomo January 27, 2011