wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick.

That man totally has a wad.

by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

wad

someone / something or a situation to be described as nothing other than wild and mad

“did you see that oversized baby? it was wad… in fact it was a wadness. some may call it a wadderz badderz.”

by bvtj September 14, 2023

WAD

working as designed

"the system is WAD, but the user did not follow standard operating procedures so an error was encountered"

by dicer2263 December 2, 2022

Wad juke

Wad juke : any movement made by a spunk gutter trying to catch dick spit/ejaculation in their mouth.

Wad Juke : bro my girl actually hurt herself last night doing a sick wad juke attempting to catch my kids in her mouth...a BJ trophy is due.

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020

root wad

: Fucking her hard

; Putting it all in her

Ex. You ain't root wadding her, are you?

Ex. I'm gonna root wad my bitch tonight.

by G slag June 20, 2022

nai wad

an approval, a variation of “yes lad” (wad is pronounced like lad, but with a w, w-ad)

this song is fucking great nai wad!

by welshj93 June 2, 2022

Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009