Vegan Law

Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.

She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.

by Britannica 2018 May 27, 2018

vegan crack

Nutritional yeast 😍

I'm all out of vegan crack I need to order more from Amazon. Whole Foods just doesn't have a big enough package!

by Spacey April 12, 2017

Vegan Hoe

A person who is a hoe that cannot have (suck) anything of meat product.

"Yo Maria! Come to my home! Pastor T and the boys is out!" Says Maro.
" Sorry, I can't I'm a vegan hoe."
"Aw shit, Imma have to go back to my bush."

by the_zymbobwhey June 11, 2018

Baby vegan

Baby vegan - someone who has recently covered to veganism and is fervent about communicating the benefits of veganism to everyone they meet

Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.

Angela: I'm so angry that other white people can't get behind social justice issues. I just don't understand how they don't get it. Tara : You are going to have to tone down the baby vegan if you want to create change.

by Babyvegan May 6, 2018

Cyber Vegan

(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet

Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.

by datapaganism March 27, 2019

Sex Vegan

Someone who strictly has sex in the missionary position

"I hate our principal...she's most definately a sex vegan"

by Mitchell W. September 19, 2018

Vegan Handshake

The sexual act of two vegans scissoring.

Mary and I share the same core beliefs, one of them being that a vegan handshake is the way to live, and the other one being that depriving our bodies of nutrition is the way to die.

by gunick January 17, 2015