Salted Boat

A female who has an abundance of sex. i.e non virgin.

"Heather always has seamen on her boat. Her boat is totally salted."

A guy referring to a girl: "You could tell that girl has tons of experience. She definitely has a salted boat."

by Heather and Caitlin January 19, 2011

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

Im Salt

Friends with gomank. Was them salt with the green or other masks. Robbed all banks. cool ig. Was a highlighter.

Im Salt is a good streamer NOT

by The dictionary 2020-2030 October 31, 2020

salt bae

An extremely weird Turkish guy who happened to get pictured at the best time. Has become an internet meme

Damn who is that guy?"
Oh him? He is just a salt bae

by Dank Meme Enthusiasts January 29, 2017

Salted Caramel

The substance that forms when vanilla ice cream is put into someones butthole and subsequently churned by means of penis so that it mixes with the fecal matter. It is brown, sweet and sticky like actual salted caramel.

Jon: Hey I saw you go home with that girl last night, how was that?

Oscar: She was a freak, we made salted caramel and I fed it to her.

Jon: Ew.

by dollapingaz May 26, 2015

dad's salt

A special, secret, blend of salts manufactured by my father

I will now sprinkle a large amount of dad's salt onto my noodles.

by MrWamosh May 11, 2004

salt monster

a person that has become extremely salty. They are extremely embarrassed or mad at something.

person 1: You just got your ankles broken!!

Person 2: SALT MONSTER!

Person 3(salt monster): damn.

by SpanishTron March 26, 2011