Hippie Smoking

Smoking a joint or spliff without using a roach or filter.

'Dude i think my roach fell out in the car, we might have to smoke hippie'
'Ah man hippie smoking sucks'

by pseudonymchinchilla November 2, 2009

Smoke Monkey

City dweller, especially from a capital or on of the primary cities of a nation.
Often best applied to a city dweller who is out of place in country or sub-urban surroundings.
Someone from a 'big smoke' environment.
A concrete Tarzan.
Possible car theif.

Bloke 1: Dave, your mate Mick's got a headstrong attitude, why's he in people's faces all the time?
Bloke 2: He's a good guy, mate, but what'd you expect, dude's a fucking smoke monkey.

by Snowcaller September 3, 2014

smoke walk

Smoke walking is a Hearthsone term. When a player is keeping his minion stealthed, he is smoke walking his opponent.

I think he's probably gonna smoke walk you with that gilbin stalker.

by Joh9 May 6, 2015

Smoke Hole

A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.

I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.

That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

brain smoke

The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)

The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.

by Jane the Kid August 13, 2020

Vulcan Smoking

Vulcan Smoking is the act of smoking a cigarette, etc., while keeping your hand in the Star Trek Vulcan Salute with the cigarette between your index and middle fingers.

"Why're you keeping your hand like that while you're smoking?"

"I'm Vulcan Smoking. It's something Spock would do."

"You're a nerd."

"No, I'm a trend setter."

by ZainoDraino July 15, 2009