Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.
by !JayAm! December 10, 2016
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Girl, I'm in bad shape, I've got intense sea twat.
Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.
Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.
by Dr. Jym August 18, 2017
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Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
by Unclegripper June 12, 2018
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Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.
A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.
Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.
by poisonIvy March 3, 2019
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