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Reality is a mean person reality loves to hard she will get on your nerves
by My name is reality August 1, 2022
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Yo sup b!tch, this reality is super not real rn!!
by jessiepinkmansbitch March 28, 2022
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Reality Bites/Bytes

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.
Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"
by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022
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Reality

If you get asked to say reality when telling someone something and you say it but you are lying they get to punch you in the chin or "chins".
Person 1: I didn't steal your beers
Person 2: Say REALITY

person 1: Reality
by holybible May 31, 2023
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Reality

A system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.
Hym "If religion is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.... And it was created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And reality is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws... That would suggest that reality was also created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And humans can't create reality... But reality exists.... And the very concept of 'causality' requires it's existence to have a cause... Then that would mean...."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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Reality Shifting

A trending topic on social media wherein kids, teens, and adults all employ various techniques to "Shift"- meaning they are going to a different reality by harnessing their consciousness. It is a highly controversial topic that Antishifter folk disagree with and Shifter folk strongly believe.
Shifter: I've recently gone to Harry Potter by Reality Shifting!
Other Shifter: Sweet, I've been there!
by Personhumanman August 17, 2023
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Reality Drift

An incident in which one forgets about the reality they are actually in and temporarily behaves as if they are where/when they were thinking about.
Last night was weird, during dinner I had a reality drift I was in the movie Step Brothers.
by Joe Deez May 12, 2020
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