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Reality

The world is not virtual, so anything virtual is not reality or new reality.
Most people still live in an in person reality and not a virtual reality, no matter what technology is available, or what diseases have spread to where. That isn't going to change as long as people are still mostly human and not inhuman.
by The Original Agahnim May 27, 2021
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Reality Shifting

A trending topic on social media wherein kids, teens, and adults all employ various techniques to "Shift"- meaning they are going to a different reality by harnessing their consciousness. It is a highly controversial topic that Antishifter folk disagree with and Shifter folk strongly believe.
Shifter: I've recently gone to Harry Potter by Reality Shifting!
Other Shifter: Sweet, I've been there!
by Personhumanman August 17, 2023
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Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you

The phrase a person who has no interest in reality tv tells the person who does have interest in reality tv that they have feelings for them. It's a genuinely sweet gesture with no expectation for love making. It's just so that the person will be near the other.
Ashley: "Hey, I know you don't like cooking shows, but there's a finale on tonight. Would you like to watch it with me?"
Michael: "Yeah, I'll watch reality tv with you. I'll watch anything as long as I am near you. I care deeply about you."
Ashley: "Wow! Wow! Wow!"
by von groovy June 28, 2024
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Back to reality

Back to reality is when you beat the meat with snus (nicotin pouches) witch will giva you a feeling of leaving your body and when you cum the fealing stops and you will be sent "back to reality", this love will also spel with cigaretts but is best with snus. This way of masturbating was found in the månnsson family in sweden.
-Yo Hafez have you tried doing a "back to reality"?
- no Erik is it good?
- yes i did it last night it was the best fealing in the World.
by Assbuttinnigger April 28, 2019
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Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
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reality

the annoying time in between sleep and the internet
whenever I'm not sleeping or on the internet reality is always there to remind me of who i am
by tunnelVersion March 1, 2017
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Reality

A system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.
Hym "If religion is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.... And it was created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And reality is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws... That would suggest that reality was also created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And humans can't create reality... But reality exists.... And the very concept of 'causality' requires it's existence to have a cause... Then that would mean...."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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