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Puppet Rape

An act in which sex is forced upon a puppet, either in order to fulfill personal gratification, or to end the life of said puppet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD0pBgotC0
I'd say judging by the ruptured dorsal cavity, and the shattered interior ligaments, this was Puppet Rape.
by Detective Jammie December 17, 2008
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Cage Rape

When a family member/friend convinces you to watch a movie, but fails to mention that Nicolas Cage is in said movie.
I just got Cage raped! How dare you not tell me, Nicolas Cage was in Adaptation.
by JaiCher September 2, 2013
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raping chocolate

raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public
guy1: OMNOMNOM

guy2: Dude, stop raping your chocolate

guy1: I'm sorry for raping chocolate
by DontLaugh August 25, 2013
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Trailer Raped

A trailer rape occurs when one watches a really awesome trailer for a movie and thinks "Oh I've got to see this sh*t". Only to watch the movie and realize that the movie completely sucks. The best parts were condensed into a 3 minute trailer.
Rick: Hey dude, we saw the trailer for skyline and decided to see it, but that movie sucked major balls.....

Brock: Yeah man, you got fucking trailer raped!!
by An Older, Dirtier Bastard. April 24, 2011
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rape satchel

To rape someone so hard in a type of competitive environment, there are only partial bodily remains left. These remains are then stored in a satchel to confirm the severity of the rapeage.
Dude! I totally laid the rape satchel on you in that last round of Black Ops!
by -Samax- December 16, 2010
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Hair Rape

When one comes up behind someones back and messes up their hair.
Dude, Jim just got hair raped!
by Mu$!cQuEen'16 October 6, 2011
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Beat Raped

When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.
Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.
by Seamus Fitzrobert August 26, 2009
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