soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

shady finger puppet

Sexual maneuver where you insert your index finger in the girl's anus with your palm up. Using the other hand, spread her vag lips. Now push your finger up past the taint so that a "pink finger puppet" comes out of the spread lips. Make puppet dance and sing as necessary.

"hey Mark, want to see my shady finger puppet show?"

by Terryfied February 15, 2005

Finger Puppet

ummm, you become a finger puppet once a doctor gives you an anal exam during a check-up. get it?

by slapmeat August 5, 2003

stanky meat puppet

Either a penis that has been inserted into a dirty ass, or a 300 yard drive on the golf course that lands on right in the garden spot.

Aaron's meat puppet became a super stanky meat puppet when you rammed his cock into Debbie's dirty ass.

or

Mark just unloaded his driver and put his golf ball right in the clown's mouth; 300 yards and in the garden spot, thus giving the ball a stanky meat puppet.

by jmorgan September 20, 2007

Chinese Fist Puppet

Also another name for a "woman." It happens when omeone at a bar is describing their dating life, describing the female gender as being difficult to understand, like a Chinese finger puzzle. Then a drunk guy across the bar says, "a Chinese fist puppet?"

You: I went on a date with her, but I just don't understand. She's like a Chinese finger puzzle.

Drunk Guy: What's a Chinese fist puppet?
You: That's funny, but that's not what I said. This needs to go on Urban Dictionary.

by phatpapa July 25, 2013

butt puppet

i sock puppet that acts as another person but it talks out of your ass.

my but puppet's name is quazimoto

by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004

Human Puppet

The act of sticking your Fist up your partners ass, then moving your fingers to hit the right nerves to make them do whatever you choose to do with them.

Nate,"Man, i had the craziest time with Cush last night."

Doc," What do you mean?"

Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010