porch monke

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.
my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.
by tharizzler69 November 06, 2023
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iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.
by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 15, 2017
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Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man
Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up
by NiggaBuck93 August 01, 2023
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porch penguin

Penguin that sits on your porch, definetly not racist slang.
Bunners porch penguins are not racist because they are both black and white.
by Candy179 September 25, 2021
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basement porch

otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans
“I love bigger girls. Girls with a double chin, thick thighs and a basement porch are 10/10
by austinzsoice May 02, 2024
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porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.
Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.
by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 June 08, 2011
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penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?
by RRRamsey is the shit April 30, 2022
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